Am I Nicolas Cage yet?

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

hood-house-wife:

chellzisyeezus:

vinebox:

When her nudes exceed your expectations

The other dude tho…

i’m deleting my blog

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

batbrobeyond:

gynocologist:

"Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

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shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

shouldnt:

The most relatable twitter account ever created

bellsket:

"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

thehardtimesofjennataylor:

this is beautiful

snapchatting:

petition to change Earth’s name to Gay Planet 69

If I'd tattoo Nicolas Cage on my butt, just his face, the mouth being the butthole, my boyfriend could have anal sex with his girlfriend, and, at the same time, receive a blowjob from Nicolas Cage.
Anonymous

That is beautiful

askinnyblackman:

acciopharaoh:

askinnyblackman:

first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”

more like “are there any hot people who watch anime in my classes”

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