Am I Nicolas Cage yet?

Day 310, I am not yet Nicolas Cage.

When you become Nic Cage, don't forget us.

I shalt never forget you, my lowly peons, as you are what inspires me to keep striving for my dream.

Day 309, I am not yet Nicolas Cage.

ok guis thank xo
praise da tumblweed

WAIT TUMBLR HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY SOLD TO YAHOO? OH MY GOD I AM CRYING WHY

i love you

Anonymous

what will you do on your 1 year anniversary?

Anonymous

masturbate then cry

Day 308, I am not yet Nicolas Cage.

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I literally love Eurovision