Am I Nicolas Cage yet?

bride-of-bucky:

The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

borlax:

I put my condoms on like everyone else, one leg at a time

vapor-man:

jib—reel:

why would you watch anime when you could consume real media like infomercials or stock photography. 

actual picture of me enjoying stock photography infomercials.

kaylahraquel:

Jesus take me now.

reverseracist:

"I came in like a wrecking ball"

reverseracist:

"I came in like a wrecking ball"

dekutree:

qats:

so a 90’s computer hacker was at walmart today


coulda sworn wesker was a vegetarian

dekutree:

qats:

so a 90’s computer hacker was at walmart today

coulda sworn wesker was a vegetarian