I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense
When her nudes exceed your expectations
The other dude tho…
i’m deleting my blog
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
The most relatable twitter account ever created
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
this is beautiful
petition to change Earth’s name to Gay Planet 69
That is beautiful